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hotter than 400 

Used to describe weather that is extremely hot.
"Man... it's hotter than 400 out here!"
hotter than 400 by hXcAMBERhXc August 29, 2005

Hotter than a fag eating a corn dog! 

Oilfield slang often shortened to "that's hot", making fun of both Paris Hilton and the victim at the same time. Meaning something that is so ridiculously stupid or asinine that it is almost unfathomable.
You: That fucking moron just drove off without releasing his trailer brakes.
Me: That is hotter than a fag eating a corn dog!

hotter than a dog with forty dicks 

We need to go to the bunny ranch because I am hotter than a dog with forty dicks!

hotter than a hogs twat 

"its hotter than a hogs twat out here!"

hotter than a pot of neckbones 

Extreemly pissed off!
When I caught that dude bangin my girl on my couch, i was HOTTER THAN A POT OF NECKBONES!

hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof 

So extremely pissed off that your face turns red, smoke comes out of your ears and you go almost insane
Dave: Hey John what happened?
John: Bill took the last can of soup out of the cupboard.
Dave: That sucks.
John: Yeah, I was hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof