Doing a John Roberts

You are doing a John Roberts when you try to give both sides something to call a win.

Guy A: "What to do now? My daughter wants to visit Disneyland but my wifey complains it's too expensive for us to go there".
Guy B: "Well, buy some Disney movie tickets and save money that way. Your daughter will be happy and your wifey won't complain anymore."
Guy A: "You want me doing a John Roberts, right?"
Guy B: "Yeah, that's a foolproof plan. Trust me!"
*Divorce triggering*

by SupremeCourtNerd July 16, 2020

guys wtf is lil christ doing!!!

omg guys wtf is lil christ doing!!!!! in the retarded closet!!!!!!!!!!!! wtf he also left the door oh no guys!!!!!!!!! wtf!!!!!!!! lil christ what are you doing!!!!!!!! ahhhhh!!!!

guys wtf is lil christ doing!!! oh no..... why does he do wtf in the closet every night when i come home!!!!!! OMG HE CAME OUT OF THE CLOSET WTF OH GOD OH FUCK!!!!!!!!! MOMMMMMY!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

by SteinsSpar March 27, 2019

Doing a Jess

It literally means crying

she was doing a jess last night

by 6okay yeydhaikaowcj August 25, 2021

Doing a Jess

When each person in you household gets covid but one week apart so you have to stay lockdown for a month until everyone has recovered.

My son got covid, hopefully we all get it in one go so we're not Doing A Jess.

by Fishy94ish May 23, 2022

Doing a Tate

Taking advantage of a butterz girl, claming you're drunk, when you're actually sober.

Jeeze, that kid's doing a Tate, I feel sorry for that girl.

by Willow1994 January 07, 2010

They dont love you like i do.

something jaden wants to happen to him.

I dont care what they say, lets get one thing straight; they dont love you like i do. they dont love you like i do, they dont love you like i do.

by jadenwantsthat January 22, 2021

booty-do

when a woman's stomach sticks out farther than her butt; sometimes mistaken as pregnant, she is largely bloated or has a strange sense of posture.

That girl's got a booty-do. Check out that booty-do. Quite the booty-do.

by dalaimama June 30, 2010