She's the coolest hot dog lady you will ever meet and she is out there doing her thing from the first warm days in spring until the climate changes in the fall....not to mention, she sells a damn good weiner! Look for her in the lot on the corner of Ocean Ave. and Surf Street.
by Maria Margarita June 24, 2006

The physical act of not only inserting ones testicle into another's anus during sex, but keeping it there for as long as possible. Generally anal sex is conducted before doing this in an effort to essentially "loosen things up." This "move" is performed by perves and shady boombastiqua's alike and is only recommended for such types (see shaddy boombastique). People on steroids with something to prove may actually attempt to insert both testicles simultaniously, although many believe this to be impossible (including myself).
*Note: "This shit is hard."
**Note: Keep in mind that you are on your own. Post-coital conversation following this act may be extremely awkward.
*Note: "This shit is hard."
**Note: Keep in mind that you are on your own. Post-coital conversation following this act may be extremely awkward.
"Last night, I (Jon Yi) kept the dog in the bath for like 10 seconds. That shit hurt so bad but isn't it cool that I can say I did it? Isn't that cool?"
"I kept the dog in the bathtub for a personal record of 5 seconds one time. I wasnt walking the next day though."
"I kept the dog in the bathtub for a personal record of 5 seconds one time. I wasnt walking the next day though."
by Jaminsky March 29, 2005

Scene Queen.
Very Gay.
Too gay to function.
Very sexy.
He is fashion, everyone wants to be DOG.
EVERYONE
Very Gay.
Too gay to function.
Very sexy.
He is fashion, everyone wants to be DOG.
EVERYONE
by DOG's secret lover December 28, 2009

Used to describe a male that has a wharf cat fetish.
He can be observed in the town of GLace Bay crusing around in his mini-van while masturbating to the visual observations of felines.
The Wharf Dog Macinnis has been observed feeding wharf cats from his teets that produce budweiser.
The Wharf Dog smells of catshit and perfume.
He can be observed in the town of GLace Bay crusing around in his mini-van while masturbating to the visual observations of felines.
The Wharf Dog Macinnis has been observed feeding wharf cats from his teets that produce budweiser.
The Wharf Dog smells of catshit and perfume.
Well driving yesterday I observed a Wharf Dog Macinnis in the area of the Glace Bay Fisheries Building. He was watching the cats while beating off to the sight of them.
by Henry Boggins August 29, 2006

Internet meme where users take carefully angled photos of two sausages so they look like slim, tanned legs.
Also used to describe very slim, tanned legs with a large thigh gap.
Also used to describe very slim, tanned legs with a large thigh gap.
by CrysW November 23, 2014

A dog (usually a small breed) that was owned by an old lady and was spoiled because she treated it like a baby. Old lady dogs tend to be very demanding of your attention, and will jump into your lap whenever you sit down. Quite often they hate males, but love females. Can be very sweet if broken of 'granchild-like' expectations. Do not get along well with other animals, and become jealous very easily. May be accustomed to riding in a stroller and being dressed up in cute outfits. They like to bounce and prance around like bunnies in order to get attention. Also, they'll intentionally shake to get your attention.
by Nomad-Putin December 31, 2011

Aggressively fisting your Violin teacher in a predetermined rhythmic pattern, in a similar fashion to bowing your violin.
After my professor kept my criticizing my violin playing, I gave her a Mississippi Hot Dog to shut her up.
by WilsonFist February 24, 2022
