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Nut

A type of hard fruit used commonly in trail mixes. What did you think semen, get your head out of the gutter.
Nut is my favorite fruit
by swollen Penis May 25, 2020
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Nut sense

It is like ESP in your pants. It is the intuition that your nuts provide when you are debating whether or not you should "hit that."
My nut sense gave me the power to "get up on it.
by K'naanpower June 3, 2010
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blind nut

Your a blind nut.
Javier called out to adam, you're a blind nut
by Weldingdog May 6, 2018
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Wasabi Nut Cutter

When your in bed with a Japanese women of 50 or older and she rubs wasabi all over your testicles. Then proceeds to grab a sword and chop them off. Then continues to pick the testicles up 1 by 1 and dip them in wasabi and eat them in front of you.
My gosh Lin Woo gave me a hard Wasabi Nut Cutter last night.
by Flying Dawg December 23, 2020
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Korean slang used by the front wall stocker at gardners supermarket.
Ahhhh Peyton, Get what you need of my nuts bannging on the back of your assahhh
by Getwhatyouneed69 January 20, 2022
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stardusty nut

When you ejaculate stardust during sexual intercourse; especially with those named Erin
When I was fucking Ethan’s sister I had a stardusty nut
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Post-Nut Abstraction

A form of Post-Nut clarity, but so severe that it can lead to long term depression, self harm and even death by suicide.
After jimmy finished wanking off to his gay furry porn, he experienced severe Post-Nut Abstraction. In a blind fit of rage he ran downstairs, grabbed a kitchen knife and stabbed himself 10 times.
by princelothric March 11, 2024
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