moong nut

A person that cannot drive for the life of them

This bloody moong nut just cut me off

by anonymous May 31, 2023

Banana nut muffin

A type of food growing in small ponds to feed small fish

The small catfish couldn't eat the wieners, so they had to survive on banana nut muffins.

by Kehoneycutt February 28, 2020

Deez nuts

The best comeback of all time (other than ur mom duuhhh) and who ever thinks otherwise is a fucking puta! <3

Friend 1: ayo bro u hungry for some pizza
Friend 2: yea man what domino's?
Friend 1: NO A PIZZA DEEZ NUTS!

by Genderfluid and Pansexual babe November 9, 2021

Texas Nut Scoop

When you heat up an ice cream scoop until it’s red hot. Then scoop a mans’ nut sack off.

I’m gonna Texas Nut Scoop Brad when he gets home.

by Jizz Book March 7, 2019

Nut-tashe

When you nut across your girl's upper lip during the money shot and give her at 'nut-tashe'.

Random guy 1: I came on ma girl's face and gave her a nut mustache.
Random guy 2: Mad, that's a nut-tashe that.
Random guy 1: Yeah.

by ahtheluigiboard February 13, 2021

Nut Muzzle

You cum in your hands rub them together and hold it over someones mouth and nose.

I nut muzzled my ex in an attempt to get revenge.

by Nut Muzzle July 11, 2024

deez nuts

somthing

its like some thing that people get mad at

do you like pudding

yeah i like pudding

pudding deez nuts in your mouth!

by naw is best April 25, 2022