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Fart snuggle

I had to leave the room last night because i wasn't trying to fart snuggle my fiance.
by MrsBMW July 16, 2018
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Massive trump fart

when take a massive fart and then u say the system is rigged..
yea that doesn't make sense , i was just trying to make a gud def
anyway take a massive trump fart bye.
ass manager: one of the Karen took a massive trump fart, it smelled,and she blamed it on one of the employees and decided to call the manager..
grandmother:oh Hun, its alright come eat some Italian meatballs.
by Random-girl-who-cant-think November 29, 2020
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SHMOG FART

A super loud fart that goes toot toot and is very wet and juicy
Person 1:flllarppppp always amn
Person 2:dude that was a loud shmog fart.
by Heuchdj May 18, 2021
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Fart knocker

One who obliterates doors via the release of unethical waste from the rectum in one fell swoop, delaminating all in it's path.
He fart knockered the neighbors door down and molested his dog.
by Gabriel Gillard March 17, 2023
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Queen fart suited

In poker when someone calls you down with some bullshit hand simply because its suited. A hand such as queen, four of clubs comes to mind.

This can be extended to all shitty hands that people randomly play and can be substituted accordingly. The noun can replace either the card or their implied suit.

Examples:
Substitute for suit Queen four of fart
Substitute for suit and card Three turd of garbage
Substitute for both cards and suit Poop, fart, of hooker spit.
I can't believe he called me down with queen fart suited and hit the flush.

or

I got knocked out of the tourney by some guy who went all in with fart, joke of queef.
by Djense April 27, 2010
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Fart shivers

A side effect of when it's super cold outside and you are trying to detox.
The day after Halloween, Mitch got the fart shivers from cutting candy cold turkey.
by Learned Medical Doctor November 1, 2017
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Fart Fanatic

A fart fanatic is one who enjoys the
sounds and smells of random people's
farts as well as his or her own. Also anyone who can recall epic farts of

their pass.
Hey dude, why are you waughting

that butch's fart in your face? You just got through smelling your own fart. You're becoming a real fart fanatic.

farts fanatic fan
by Helmet72 January 18, 2016
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