Blue Crawfish

A form of blow job in which the giver clamps a crawfish claw around the base of the receivers shaft while fully erect, at which point the blow job is continued until the penis turns blue and the crawfish claw in unclenched, causing the built up semen to release all at once.

I gave Mike a blue crawfish yesterday, all though it was more purple than blue

by aTut86 May 24, 2025

Blue

To one specific moment where it happening a long time ago. Hard to forget, but easy to remember enough how it was.

“It’s like the blue one.”

by Febham May 26, 2025

Blue Pilling

Blue Pilling describes the act of pretending something is not real or happening. The act of living in delusional reality. Lying to one’s self about their reality. Rejecting the harsh reality and unbiased truth of something, and instead choosing to believe in an alternative reality in order to survive within your belief system and perception of reality.

M: “Gwen’s boyfriend Alex is definitely cheating on her with his friend”
R: “He definitely is! Do you think Gwen notices?”

M: “She would have to be Blue Pilling it if she didn’t notice, it’s impossible to miss! He always leaves her alone at parties to hang out with his best friend Glen!”

R: “She’s definitely Blue Pilling her way through that…”

by Gandolfthegorgeous98 May 30, 2025

Blue Collar Blumpkin

A sex act in which an individual receives a blowjob while defecting in a porta potty on a job site.

The union guarantees us two 15-minute breaks per shift; I typically use one for a cigarette and the other for a Blue Collar Blumpkin.

by Mikey1965 May 31, 2025

last 30 seconds of blue by Billie

I couldn’t choose any lyrics bc they don’t apply rn I know you think I’m being impulsive maybe I am but I do still like you a lot and I swear I’m over tossing and turning in my bed because I have the feeling that I messed up but I want you in my life romantically more then I’ve wanted anyone else

Ignore the dumb definition stuff

“Oh wow Ali’s really using the last 30 seconds of blue by Billie to express her love”

by Aja Anna Alana June 1, 2025

blue badge barry

Somebody who is proper special

Hes a right blue badge barry him!

by Shitshat warrior June 1, 2025

Blue Magoo

When your the first person to shit in a porta-potty and the blue liquid in the bowl splashes up and hits your anus.

Son, the porta-potty cleaner was just here. Throw some toilet paper in the water so you don't get a blue magoo.

Man, I just got a blue magoo. Fresh and clean!

by Rivada June 1, 2025