black-sh33p

Is a sexy beast with lots of chicks crawling all over him.

<chick 1> OMG ITS Black-Sh33p!!!
<chick 2> Lets go see if he wants to fuck.
<chick 1> Lets GO!!!
<chick 3> Wait for me!!!! im trying to get my enourmus boobs to fit in my bra!

by Adam December 25, 2004

Black and Decker Pussy Wrecker

n.) An astoundingly large penis capable of causing trauma if used for regular vaginal intercourse.

I gave Judy the Black and Decker Pussy Wrecker. She hasn't walked right for a week.

by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009

I Know Black People

A skit on Chappele's show In which there is a game show titled "I Know Black People." Questions such as "Is pimpin' easy" and "Why do black people love menthol" are asked and whoever gets the most correct wins.

"How can black people rise up and overcome?"
"... can they?"
"That is correct"

"How can black people rise up and overcome?"
"Get out and vote?"
"No I'm sorry that is not correct"

by superjebus September 2, 2005

black & decker pecker wrecker

A female with braces on her teeth.

I wouldn't let that black & decker pecker wrecker go down on me.

by Guy Reynolds September 5, 2006

black tar heroin sandwich

A black tar heroin Sandwich is a sandwich including 1. a piece of white bread 2. Black tar heroin 3. Chicken nuggets 4. more black tar heroin 5. a piece of bread on top

Mom: "son what sandwich would you like for today"
Son: " a black tar heroin sandwich thanks mom"
Mom: where do i get the chicken nuggets?"
Son: IDK in the freezer

by yeetermeater December 17, 2019

Poor Man's Black Velvet

Alcoholic beverage served at Irish Pubs consisting of hard cider on the bottom and Guinness stout on the top. Excellent for mid-day drinking since it doesn't make your breath smell like beer, tipping off your boss that you went to the pub for a pint (or two).

Also referred to as simply 'Poor Man's'

Barkeep: A Black & Tan for you today?

Me: Not today; lemme get a Poor Man's Black Velvet.

Barkeep: Ahhh... Better for summer, eh?

Me: Indeed.

by CitizenBob May 25, 2007

White Poles in Black Holes

the act of sexual intercourse between a white male and a black female usually on some extreme porno site where they jizz all over the girls belly buttons and in their eyes. See "Interracial"

Dude, I'm freakin addicted to interracial porno. White Poles in Black Holes sexes me up.

by Simeon October 17, 2004