Cat

A penis after thorough erection.

My cat was bobbing wildly.

by kumquatloverilluminati December 8, 2016

Cat points

Cat points are something you give someone when referring to giving them pussy/vagina/sex.
You can also earn cat points if someone has good rizz or is complimenting you

Girl, you two were flirting so much, your going to give him your cat points soon.
Or
Yeah man, I was talking to her all night, think I earned some cat points

by Skettyflaps March 31, 2024

Cats

The most rude but cute things that exist. We all love cats and if you say you don't, you know you secretly do. Even the most extreme dog lovers cannot handle a cat's adorableness. We will always love cats even if they scratch or bite you. Forgiveness is the answer.

P1: I love cats!
P2: Who doesn't?

P3: I don't 😒

P2: OMG! Goodbye.
P1: dies

by Ms. PHAT January 13, 2022

cat tax

When you start using xiaohongshu, you are asked to post a cat picture.

Please pay your cat tax.

by 1314tea March 24, 2025

Mother Cat

A 150Iq+ woman who is breast feeding cats and turn them into cat girls in order to remove every discord virgin who stays 17+ hours on discord and dont get any bitches.

Guy 1: this woman is Mother Cat
Guy 2:Yes,She must be god

by Stray Shopping cart February 10, 2022

cat

an animal

"i got a cat"

by intotheUnkOwn November 26, 2021

Indoor Cat Syndrome

The inability for someone to see past the first step in a plan, thereby being clueless as to what to do when it is successful. So named because indoor cats always pine to go outside, staring out the window all day, trying to sneak out the door, but once outside, they have no step 2 to the plan.

This one guy was planning to kill his wife for insurance money, but once he did, he had no idea what to do next and was caught quickly. He really had Indoor cat syndrome on that one.

by indoorcatsyndrome July 24, 2017