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Cum Bucket

A restaurant that nobody goes to but a prick who always fails to steal the secret formula.
It's located right near the Krusty Krap, home of the krappy patties.
Mr. Kraps: You failed to steal me secret formula, so now you're going back to the cum bucket.
Wankton: Oh great.
by gregben August 22, 2022
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cum police

The branch of law enforcement responsible for makes verifying the legitimacy of an orgasm.
Babe, you can be honest with me, did you cum? I'm not the cum police, you're not on trial.
by Dixon_Ticonderoga December 17, 2022
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Cum dumpster

look! a hobo jumped into the Cum dumpster!!!
by Reggie from Nintendo April 27, 2020
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Cum

The thing your tinder date says he will use one hour to do but does after 2 minutes.
"YOU SAID YOU COULD LAST 1HOUR WITHOUT CUMMING"
by TaurinM April 21, 2023
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Cum

A sweet tasty white liquid that comes out of a guys ding dong when he's sexually aroused, meaning you should get ready for your back to be blown out😈
Mikayla and Tyrell were sitting next to each on the edge of her while watching Netflix.
Tyrell: gets a huge ass boner*
Mikayla notices and smirks* Damn Tyrell thats a big boy u got there .😏
Tyrell :litely blushes* Oh u-um yea, sorry i just get horny at the wrong times.
Mikayla: Oh no its the right time for u to be horny.
Mikayla grabs the remote and pauses the Netflix
Mikayla: Lets make this night special for the two of us,plus my parents arent here tho.
Mikayla greciously goes down on her knees and unzips Tyrells pantalones. Flicks out was Tyrells huge BBC. Mikayla shocked but suprised, she then inserts the BBC in her sweet, warm,moist mouth and just straight SUCKING HIS SOUL OUT

Tyrell: moans lightly* Mikayla shit u so good at this babe.
Mikayla: giggles while sucking him* ik cuz i luv u.
Tyrell: I luv u too
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YES
Tyrell: IM CUMMING
Tyrell pulls out and gives her a classical cumshot to the face.Mikayla smiles as it goes on her face and eats it.

(Dont lie u got turned on didnt u)
by Syfxn November 23, 2021
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Cum

Cum
Cum
by Cumingobbler July 5, 2023
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