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New Hampshire

Located in the south east of England, consisting of 3 major cities which include: Portsmouth, Southampton, and Winchester
The towns include Eastleigh, Fareham, Totton, Basingstoke, Andover and many more.

The river running through the county is known as the 'River Itchen'

Only 1 Premier League club (Saints FC) is located in Hampshire and 1 former PL club (Portsmouth) which now plays in League 1. The football club representing Eastleigh FC and Aldershot Town plays in the top National League N/S division whilst Winchester FC plays in the Southern Football League Division One South. Totton FC plays in the Southern League Division one South

Hampshire is also home to Spack No.2, Spack No.4 and Spack No.3 - (only for university purposes however)

Have no idea about crime rate statstics despite me living here, but I would like to assume they are high because of the amount of knife crime related activities and car related crimes; also every place in Hampshire (excluding Southampton and Portsmouth) switch off their street lights in residential streets from 1-4 am which may not help the scenario
I bet you were looking for New Hampshire as in the US state, lmao there are minimal definitions about the real Hampshire, so I thought I'd make one my self and name it New Hampshire to gain it more attention!
by Jack Spank9049 June 26, 2022
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BBC News

Cock-sucking professional lie spreaders.
It's basically the British version of CNN, which is still shitty.
See propaganda.
The professional idiot went down to his house to watch BBC news.
Idiot: "Oh yeah, Vladimir Putin totally railed Boe Jiden on the hallway!"
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New Orleans Salt Shaker

When a female fingers a male's anus as if she were breaking apart salt in a salt shaker
Joe: Bro she took me back and gave me a New Orleans Salt Shaker
Matt: Joe, that's not something you brag about...
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new deck

yooo dude nice skateboard i just got a new deck
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New York

The definition of the word 'factory'. It's air is so toxic, it's the same as smoking 3 packs an hour.
Guy 1: Have you gone to New York?

Guy 2: Yeah, *cough* I wonder how *cough* my lungs are functioning.
by The Living Walking Dictionary February 8, 2023
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New Oilyans

The newest concept in New Orleans culture. Thanks to the oil spill courtesy of British Petroleum and the always on top of it blubberment.
Bush had Katrina, Barry (Obama) has got an oily sheen on his face. Not to mention the Army Corps(e) of Engineers and their ever continuing lowest bidder blunders.

We thank the gods for the Coast Guard, they understand and yet they are caught between a rock and a hard place.

New Oilyans is no place to be a federal official of any type!!
Again.
by OddGirl July 8, 2010
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