Shit Tickets

The common house hold tolite paper

I need to buy more shit tickets

by Napleo June 9, 2009

shit show

An event involving copious amounts of fail. Everything goes completely wrong and any attempts to fix it only result in making it worse thus leading to a cataclysmic disaster. Almost always caused by gross incompetence and/or a person with "mentally retarded" IQ classification as defined by the Wechsler Adult Intelligence Scales 1981 Classification.

Barack Obama's presidency was a total shit show.

by xi zhang May 9, 2016

Shit-bitch

Colourful term for a homo sexual

"guys - I reckon Mark is a shit bitch that likes a bit of Chocolate factory action!"

by Essbee June 7, 2005

Shit-hole

Can mean two different things; The actual whole that one shits out of or, how shitty something is.

IE-1: "I put it in her shit-hole"
IE-2: "God this school is such a shit-hole"

by Aclockwork3 June 1, 2004

Shit load

A unit of measurment.
Questionably comparable to the size of one's shit.

I just ate a shit load of jelly beans.

by Agravi May 25, 2011

Shit the bed

When something quits working or is about to stop working.

Can I call you back? My phone is about to shit the bed.

by Dgrace420 July 9, 2009

Wreck Shit

The act of listening to music such as, Dubstep or crazy fast metal, then picking up, shaking and throwing everything around you. This includes but is not limited to: chairs, rugs, people, animals, papers, tables, bicycles, socks, flowers and sticks.

Hey, Bobby! Do you want to Wreck shit with me while we listen to dubstep?
Yeah, man!!!! Let's do it!!!!! ..... "Wreck shit"

by beepbopbananas June 13, 2011