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cock juggling thunder cunt

a woman who has no self esteem and has to sleep with many many many people in order to feel good about herself, also said cock juggling thunder cunt must be a very disagreable person i.e. bitch.
"see that bitch right there? i heard she slept with five of her girlfriends boyfriends. fucking cock juggling thunder cunt!"
by Behr July 4, 2008
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expanding cunt

1. a cunt that expands when it has a baby coming out of it
2. a cunt that expands when an overly large penis is inserted
3. a cunt that expands with a full packet of custard creams 'up there'
look at that expanding cunt, you cunt muffin crack whore. i'm gonna pop a cap in his expanding cunt ass
by room a February 22, 2009
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lippy cunt

Mandziaras wife, unhappy bitch , Skank-Ho, lemon sucker, Polack lover, basic all around miserable cunt.
Cathy, as usual was a complete lippy cunt with her frowning and child like behavior. Looks like she's sucking a lemon while trying to take a shit but cant quite squeese the turd out!
by backfat March 31, 2009
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Cunt

Noun;

1: One who causes extreme bitchyness to others for the sole reason of causing annoyance.

2: A name for a not very clean vagina. A place to be kicked.

3: A person who repetitively refuses to not do something
1: Jenna's Mom wont even respond to my text messages. what a fucking Cunt.
2: Ew, I'd rather kick than lick that nasty Cunt. *vomits*
3: What the ckuf, Dan keeps fucking missing practice, whatta Cunt.
by Amuddackuffa April 17, 2013
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Cunt Punterific

used to describe a person, thing, or situation (usually referring to a women)
that makes you want to cunt punt someone or something.
"Your girlfriend cheated on you? That's cunt punterific!"
by drklein April 23, 2013
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Cunt-Wagon

The name given to someone being distasteful in public amongst friends.
John was being a dick to a copper after we left the club. The angry policeman put us all on the same cunt-wagon and we got nicked.
by The Sheikh May 5, 2013
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Cunt Umbrella

1. A shallow silicone cup inserted into the vagina to prevent pregnancy.

2. An insult to demean lesser males.
1. "Ey yo bitch! I wanna get freaky. You rockin' yo Cunt Umbrella??"

2. "Zac was being a fucking Cunt Umbrella"
by Zabuckeo January 6, 2014
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