hot sauce in my bag

A secret weapon in your bag that you use on bitches who undermine you

friend: that girl pulling up on your man

Beyoncé: She better not. I got that hot sauce in my bag

by LorelaiGilmore May 21, 2016

shin bashed in the dick bag

The brutal art of absolutely destroying a man's no-no zone with your shin at such speed and with such a tremendous force, you effectively castrate him.

Person one: Yo man, did you hear that Ethan just got shin bashed in the dick bag by Big Bully Bobby
Person Two: Holy fuck is he ok?
Ethan: *Limps over* AW SHIT MAN MAH BALLS! *Collapses dead on the ground*.

by MATE I HUD A ACCIDENT BOI HELP November 20, 2019

glad bag

a person who is "hefty, hefty, hefty" i.e. someone who is overweight

No way dude that chick is a stalker, sent her crazy friend to get my number, and is a total glad bag

by wadasayswat November 21, 2010

john waynes saddle bags

piss flaps that are dried up and sagging to the knee caps

my mott is so loose me flaps are like john waynes saddle bags ;)

by gilly_willy June 9, 2004

Dr. Phil-a-bag-and-flip-it

A term Triggered Tro used to describe Dr. Phil as a drug dealer

"dang, phil I was almost on your side here, but now this? I might as well call you Dr. Phil-a-bag-and-flip-it."

by badbitchofthefield March 16, 2018

GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS!

1) A exclamation used when someone does or says something so idiotic that they deserve to consume an entire sack of mens's penises.

2) The appropriate response when someone's logic and reasoning are so flawless that any other response would seem foolish.
3) What to say when someone says something that in any way displeases you and you want them to know how much you hate them.

1) Dipshit: ERRR, look at me! I got recon! Im so fucking cool and shit!
Regular guy: GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS!

2) Guy1: You sir, are a fucking useless, insufferable, and backstabbing piece of shit.
Guy2: GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS!

3) Smart kid: Hey Billy, what did you get on the math test?
Billy: I failed
Smart kid: Well, i got an A+
Billy: GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS!

by The Leedale March 7, 2009

douche bag milkshake

the mixture of seminal, vaginal, and anal fluid that is then used to make a an ultra tool shit bag, usualy this person is the hovey of your group

its hard to believe that jon could be any worse then he proves that he is a douche bag milkshake

by jon blond toolbag September 14, 2010