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Winter Weakness Syndrome

wintər ˈwēknis ˈsinˌdrōm

noun

1. The state or condition, that occurs during none summer months, where one’s sense of judgment for the attractiveness of an individual may be inadequate or defective due to the lack of attractive individuals or attributes that one may only gain during the summer.

2. A time at which, the standards of an individual are lowered after summer months have ended.

3. A self-indulgent liking for a less attractive individual during the wintertime.
Person 1: Looking back at this semester, I hooked up with some unattractive woman.

Person 2: Yea, the Winter Weakness Syndrome got you again.

Person 1: Well, at least it's finally summer.
by Hurleysurfer618 November 27, 2012
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Extreme boner syndrome

A rare disease where the victim becomes a walking talking life size erection.
What's up with Fionn recently he's acting a right knob?
Haven't you heard? He's the first person in the world to get extreme boner syndrome, he's basically a giant walking cock.
by Honeynuts December 4, 2019
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buried bone syndrome

This condition exists when a guy suddenly contacts a woman from his past with whom he has had sex, usually because he isn't getting any at the time. Like a dog that buries a bone in order to come back to it, he considers his former lover as fertile ground.
Chick #1: Rick had the balls to call me for a date last night, even though he broke up with me last summer.

Chick #2: Sounds like a case of buried bone syndrome to me. Pathetic!
by Vagabond King January 23, 2010
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giant header syndrome

An affliction on a web page where an enormous amount of space exists between the top of the page and the content.
That site looked good, but it had a pretty bad case of giant header syndrome
by Scott R King March 6, 2008
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Bitch face syndrome

A common condition where pulling a straight face makes you look like a serial killer.
Why do I look like I have bitch face syndrome? Uh oh! Looks like I'm gonna be a serial killer!
by LeUrbanDefiner August 31, 2015
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Dirty dick syndrome

A man that has sex with numerous women and not caring about passing along infections or diseases to other women he has sex with.
I had sex with Scott on the weekend that had sex with Dawn last weekend now i got the {dirty dick syndrome}.
by Meathead MacDonald May 15, 2018
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teenage girl syndrome

A complete misunderstanding of the poor self image that many teenage girls have and its origins. Reffering to the tendency that many young girls have to believe they are fat, ugly or worthless ,it completely ignores the pressure placed on all women to be stereotypically beautiful and trivialises eating disorders.
Girl: I feel worthless and ugly and fat and I constantly worry about calories, I can't stand what I see in the mirror.

Boy: Lol you've got Teenage girl syndrome.
Girl: I was about to tell you that I have anorexia and depression....
by Iamhumanperson December 3, 2015
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