Dick Maggots

Those little bugs that crawl around the end of your knob screaming “Skiddley doo doo”. Dick maggots are all homosexual so they love bareback.

Far out my Dick Maggots are itchy!!

by Derrick Rolland May 9, 2018

Dick Doinking

The act of getting naked with atleast four close guy friends and proceeding to jump up in the air and high five each other with the tips of your cocks.

Avery: My dick is so tiny that it never touched anyone else’s when we were dick doinking last night.

by Don’tGoToEastCleveland May 9, 2018

Bumble dick

When you’re rubbered on the wingers or MD and can’t get a boner.

For fuck sake I just can’t get hard, must be bumble dick.

by agmw305 March 10, 2018

Dick Slaving

Adj - The act of using a dick, or your dick, for any activity to a point of exhaustion.

Noun - One who uses a dick, or their dick to a point of exhaustion. -er

Adj - I am in such good shape, but after dick slaving all week, I just sleep.

Noun- I would really like to hang out with them, but they have been some dick slavers lately.

by JediMasterB February 14, 2017

dick scrunch

The wrinkle of skin ringed around the shaft below the tip. Usually present in large flaccid cocks.

Bro Bryan has hella dick scrunch! I can't imagine how his girl takes that pork sword.

by Pete the cat February 16, 2017

dick starch

Any stimuli causing an erection.

The movie sucked, but Scarlett Johansson goes topless, so it's total dick starch.

by LungBubbles February 18, 2017

Dick flying

When a guy is running and his penis is swinging around in all directions.

My dick flying is getting better, Mike.

by 938484747475757 February 20, 2017