death by dick

When a Woman is successful in whatever she does, then all of a sudden losses it all because she decides to get into a relationship with a man which is the cause of what she lost.
Damn She was the Champion until she hooked up, Death by Dick or She was CEO until she had to step down, Death by Dick.
by Car Wash Man May 2, 2019
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dick smacked

Basically, this is what happens when you get a guy’s pants off to blow him and his boner springs out and smacks you in the face.
Girl 1: I finally blew Matt for the first time.
Girl 2: Oooooh, girl! How was it?
Girl 1: Well, it was kinda awkward at first. There I was, on my knees, already nervous for obvious reasons...
Girl 2: *laughing sheepishly* Oh no...what happened?
Girl 1: His cock was bigger than I expected, so when I pulled his pants down, next thing you know, BAM! Dick smacked, right in the nose.
Girl 2: Goddamn it!
Girl 1: Yeah...I still did it of course, and he liked it, but not before he laughed at me for DAYS.
by ZoeTheWhovian October 26, 2017
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Dick Widow

Alter ego of Black Widow in an alternative Marvel universe (possible a universe where all superheroes are porn stars)
Dick Widow and that guy who’s shoots arrows were summoned by the head of Shield, Dick Fury, to protect the earth against a man with a huge metal glove!
by Dick Widow 3000 May 13, 2019
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bit the dick

An action or event that ends up with a poor outcome
When getting a blow job, and she bites the dick, the blow job is then ruined.
He really bit the dick by striking out to end the game
by the ultra master January 5, 2011
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foggy dick

An unpleasant condition that may or may not occur when an individual has placed his penis in too many inanimate objects for a sexual release. Common examples include (but are not limited to); donuts, shoes, charcuterie, and; perhaps most dangerously of all; car windshields.
Person 1: "What's . . . what's wrong with that guy?"

Person 2: "He's got the foggy dick, man. Put his dong where it don't belong too damn often."
by An Irritated Koala March 24, 2016
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Dick Dap

When two men stroke eachother until they are both semi-erect. After both parties are semi-erect they proceed to slap their dick together(or Dick Dap) until they are both fully erect
Damn bro my girl just broke up with me”
Damn bro wanna dick dap to feel better?”
“Damn bro how’d you know!”
by $lummp3d September 29, 2021
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Mooby Dick

The act of titty fucking a fat man with moobs.
Greg likes to treat his man to some Mooby Dick.
by The E-Radicator September 24, 2014
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