cum comment

when someone stutters are they say cum comment

“ok so he cum commented... i mean commented”

by sectionleader69420 August 30, 2019

cum nugget

its what you call people when they do something wrong.

WTF JERRY YOU FUCKED MY CHILD YOU CUM NUGGET

by FUCK MEKAL MYERS FUCKED ME October 16, 2021

Cum

A common misspell for the word come

Fred: Hey are you going to cum

Billy: Don't you mean come

by Loser Xylophone September 6, 2024

Cum Catcher

You Dicksucking So hard So when that person cums the person You were dicksucking you catch there cum.

Damn Why Lano dick sucking So Hard he bouta catch The Cum today he such a fucking cum Catcher

by Mexican 99 October 17, 2017

Cum Twizzler

Folding your tongue into the shape of a coke straw and sucking up cum/jizz from your partners body in a straight line before spitting it out on them and vacuuming it back up with your tongue and repeating.

That bitch is a real cum twizzler! She uses her tongue to suck up a line of cum as if she is a cokewhore snorting up a line of coke!

by Drakey 313 May 23, 2022

cum spoon

The ability of a male or female to form their tongue, extended, into a "cup" or "spoon" formation to receive ejaculate (male or female).

The intent is to visibly receive the emission into one's "cup" or "spoon" to display one's skill at capturing it, prior to consuming or spitting it out.

NB. Polite protocol is to consume.

"I stuck my tongue out, wriggled it and made a cum spoon and he soon filled it"

"I put my tongue out and she soon gushed into my cum spoon"

NB: A female American adult performer, name long forgotten, demonstrated her 'cum spoon' tongue at Cannes on the red carpet. It was a rather admirable demonstration.

by TechnoHippie August 23, 2016

Cum Bubbles

Bubbled cum either farted out, or queefed out.

I was pounding her dirty garbage cunt and busted a nut. I filled her snatch with my gooey baby batter, and she queefed out cum Bubbles that dripped down into her gaping browneye.

by Vinegar Butt Sex September 20, 2023