if yo momma ask you “hand me that remote right there” & you mumble “you better ask the blind monkey” that “ask the blind monkey” shit replaces the look you give her when she saying bullshit before she pop yo ass
“you’re late to class again, i’ll be making a phone call to your mother asking why you’re always late” okay bitch you better ask the blind monkey
by swagmastermf November 23, 2021
A smelly annoying asshole. Who sells drugs. Holds his illegal gun, he knows nothing about and is ready to jam, sideways because he's retarded. He wises he was cool, but is a Fuck Boy.
A Gangsta Rapper.
Also known as the American Ape, Porch Monkey, Apple Tree Ornament, Brillo Pad, or Nigger.
A Gangsta Rapper.
Also known as the American Ape, Porch Monkey, Apple Tree Ornament, Brillo Pad, or Nigger.
by RobertELeethe2nd December 13, 2024
A game where you have to hide and use stealth to catch another person without them seeing you. Once the person has been touched they are out.
by pkben November 16, 2008
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by Nokia monkey August 31, 2021
Becky: -LOUD AGGRESIVE FART- (also sounds bubbly, and sounds like when you squish flarp.) Keisha: OOoo girl you definitely just shot out some monkey mustard.
by slimelord August 24, 2018