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brush your teeth with the kids

The practice of using semen to brush one’s teeth instead of the traditional toothpaste.
Husband to wife after work: It’s been a long day at the office darling darling, and I know it’s that time of the month, so I hope you’re ready to brush your teeth with the kids!
by HygieneXpert January 16, 2023
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kid

kid- A child who acts very reckless and screams, wines, and cries for very pointless and stupid things.
The little kid cried because the other people intervened and took his toy truck and he started crying.
by the random 305867 April 4, 2022
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Pulling a insert name of some kid

When your playing games in class or watching youtube and a kid named blankyells really loudly why are you watching porn and the teacher looks at you with disappointment and says respect women
yelling something too loud

pulling a insert name of some kid
really loud
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Pencil kid

The Kid who eats the Yellow and Black Pencils in class
Person:"Bro stop your gonna get fcking sick!"
Pencil kid:"Well I haven't yet and Theyre good."
by Allmight2113 November 3, 2025
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Nationial Kiss a Band Kid Day

Tell your friends and tell them to pucker up cause May 14 is Nationial Kiss a Band Kid day!
It's May 14th! That means it's nationial kiss a Band Kid day!
by ThatGuyFromThatOnePlaceOnEarth February 16, 2025
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Kid

“We’re not kids anymore, I mean what did you think? We were just gonna sit in my basement all day, play games for the rest of our lives”
- mike wheeler 1985
by Michael wheeler June 25, 2019
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An approximately turkey sized child sized child to be served to one or two dolphin(s), 2-5 times a day.

Specifically in the Atlanta Metro area.
I can see two prime American Standard Dolphin Kid Dreams headed our way now.
by Roycupine November 23, 2023
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