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Monkey A**

Look At Them Monkey A** Yn's Trolling On The Net
by Lil Ki October 30, 2024
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monkey

It is a animal , Most monkeys are omnivores but some eat meat
You are a monkey , monkey eats banana
by rax 123 March 9, 2022
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Porch-Monkey

"Look at this Porch-Monkey"
by HarrietTubman'sduaghta May 17, 2022
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monkey fuck

the act of telling someone who appears as if they are a monkey yet are also an annoying piece of shit and a disgrace to society.
bob: holy shit tyrone just shot his cat!

jessica: damn what a monkey fuck.
by Jackoff Nipples April 9, 2023
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mainly used to interrogate those chicken munchers.
Officer:Alright Which one of you chicken munching basket ball playing african monkeys did it?
Black Suspects:It wasn't us man!!
by M4A11X November 8, 2023
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Flesh Monkey

A common alternative to the word human or person.
Hey, God? I don't know about this whole flesh monkey situation. It seems like kind of a trash species, not gonna lie. Have you seen how they reproduce? That shit is weird and gross, did you do that? Why? Why did you want that?
by AspiringTardigrade August 11, 2023
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Mashed Up Monkey

Put a banana in a sock, mash it up and put it in microwave for 20seconds. When done put it over your penis and start masturbating.
(20 secs only so you dont burn your knob)
I'm going yo get home and have a mashed up monkey
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