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man joobs

an obese jewish mans boobs
also see moobs and joobs
by bigfatbenny August 29, 2006
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GILF man

Gilf man, the act of crossing the line and going agenst nature, Hutning GILFs, (also See GILF)
Tokenss likes to do down to the retirment home to hit up Old GILFs, What a Sick GILF man
by `Battousai March 16, 2009
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man tits

The disporportionately large pectoral muscles that a man develops when he spends too much time at the gym working his mirror muscles. Often accentuated by waxing.
A: Do you think that guy's hot?
B: What? No! Look at those man tits. He needs to get a life and spend less time at the gym.

Personal trainer: So what can I do for you?
Customer: I want to get in shape, but I don't want man tits or anything.
by Robertito August 4, 2012
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Man Bag

A stylish small pouch with one strap, or a larger messenger bag, simply carried by men. The men who wear these aren't all necessarily gay, just metrosexual, or just have a good sense of style. Just because a man dresses decently doesn't mean he's a homosexual.
Girl 1: Look at that Man Bag, ugh he's so gay.

Girl 2: John isn't gay actually, he just dresses decently. You should get some fashion advice from him yourself, your shoes are stupid.
by !Olivia! October 4, 2008
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man beast

A small but ugly female that prowls on young males only at night time to hide hidieousness!
Man if ur walking watch out for the man beast
Dude the man beast likes you
by Nigel Jermey August 6, 2006
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Running Man

The running man is performed on either the male or female, and is when two fingers are used to scratch/massage an "area" in an alternating fashion. When this is performed correctly, the two fingers act as legs moving back and forth, and the hand as the rest of a person which looks like a man running, hence the running man.
First we kissed, then I gave her the running man.
by Traveling Shadow September 7, 2008
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Man Handle

A girl who fights or handles a person like a man would.
She man handled that boy into his locker.
by OnthatCrazySh*t April 7, 2011
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