Porkchop Kid

When a kid is so ugly, you have to hang a porkchop on each ear just so the dog will like them.

Little Johnny is so ugly, he's a porkchop kid.

by Upnorthbetty January 22, 2024

Fuck... Your... Kids

I can't say it enough.

Hym "Seriously. Fuck... Your... Kids. And not actively... OR actively, actually. That's actually the silver lining to the whole Israel vs Palestine. The dead kids. And I'm not going to have a gay son, Sean. Because the women aren't fucking me. They are fucking that retard explicitly for having a fat cock and nothing else. So nothing that happens to them matters as far as I'm concerned. That's called 'equity' Jordan. In economics, 'equity' means having a stake in a company. In broader terms, 'equity' means having a stake in society. But you likely already know this. So, why don't you want people to have a stake in society? Well, you won't be able to use it as a carrot to dangle over people's heads to get them to work harder for less. Or NOTHING."

by Hym Iam January 24, 2024

stray kids

very cool boy group, you should stan straykids and do NOT ship the members together please. or else your fucking disgusting.

“Man i love stray kids” “Same.”

by yababadao January 24, 2024

sephora kids

noun,
those annoying 8-13 year old bratty girls who run rampant around sephora begging their moms for drunk elephant and glow recipe. these girls are all buying the same 5 products that are mainly for anti-aging purposes because of a “preppy” skincare trend on tiktok/youtube, they don’t actually know why they’re getting them

“omg why are all the moisturizer testers so messy?”
“must’ve been the sephora kids”

by rataclysm January 26, 2024

Green Screen Kid

A kid in YouTube that uses YouTube Shorts features, Green screen. Usually this type of kids is annoying because they ruin a good video by move randomly and they get a lot of of views and likes than a Youtuber that put more effort.

"Stop Green Screen Kid, it is so annoying."

by Imaweebandimrich!!1!!11!! January 27, 2024

Green Screen Kids

A kid in YouTube that use a YouTube Shorts features, Green Screen. Many people hate this types of kid. In their opinion, They ruin the video by record a good video and they put their face or body and move randomly. They can also be annoying, Because they get more views and likes than a YouTuber who puts more efforts.

"Stop Green Screen kid!" "Green Screen Kids are annoying!"

by Imaweebandimrich!!1!!11!! January 27, 2024

Matty D (AKA Kid fiddler)

A convicted pedophile who dresses as a clown and works at mcdonalds because likes little boys and touches them furiously and sexually 24/7, also has a habit of putting his tiny dick in other people's mcflurry and has a pubic hair that is shaped like a afro hair.

Disclaimer no children was harassed in the writing of this definition of Matty D (AKA Kid fiddler) who by says fiddle me deez nutz

by Rick gamer aka lynx January 27, 2024