When your wife fslls asleep on your wedding night so to punish her you splooge in her eye, making her look like a pirate.
Had to sort myself out on my wedding night, here have some jizz in your eye, love you captain jack sparrow
by Daura2731 November 20, 2018
Get the Captain jack sparrowmug. having sex outside in the snow, you pull out and finish on the snow, proceed to make a snow ball with it and throw it at her face.
Friend : Why won't Gina go skiing with us?
Me: I jack frosted her last week and she's still rather cold about it.
Me: I jack frosted her last week and she's still rather cold about it.
by Dravenpunk January 22, 2017
Get the Jack frostmug. Jack is an ignorant loving person that plays Roblox.com. Leader of Royal Blood who thinks he knows his stuff but he really doesn't. He has online dated the following people: Tay the whore, kassidy the liar and he got catfished by lauren. Unfortunate. He sword fights for fun and does trials at 9 every day to make sure the rightful people are punished.
by Obronzed May 29, 2019
Get the Jackmug. 
Jolly Jacking January or JJJ is the month where you are offensive to people who aren’t “the boys” or your friends in general and the month u jack off at least 10 times
Weirdo1: it’s Jolly Jacking January
Weirdo2: yeah and I jacked off 69 times In worship of the Slop Gods
Weirdo2: yeah and I jacked off 69 times In worship of the Slop Gods
by ShimPee December 3, 2019
Get the Jolly Jacking Januarymug. Jack is sadistic!
by jordanrock2 November 22, 2021
Get the Jackmug. by Tony Boy Labrusca August 21, 2019
Get the Motor jackmug.