Double Fuck

A situation where there you have two options, but no matter which one you choose, you will get fucked regardless

Homie1: Yo man this girl just wrote something on my facebook wall, and we're just friends, but my gf is gonna freak if she sees it so I had to delete it

Homie2: Oh so what are you gonna do now?

Homie1: Well now my friend is prbbly gonna wonder why I deleted it, but if I don't tell her, she well be like wtf why did he delete my post? But if I do tell her, she'll still be like wtf, why is he explaining himself so much, there must be something he's hiding

Homie2: Damn homie, you're in a double fuck!

by MakeItSnow January 15, 2011

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fucking bullshit

A common response to something that is fucked up.

Originated in Austin, TX 2004 by IBMers.

Dude1: Hey man... I feel bad we didn't stay out late last night on your birthday.
Dude2: Yeah man that was fucking bullshit!

by blizzel August 1, 2004

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book fuck

to put one's penis into a book, close it, and proceed to fuck it.

johnny book fucked the art history text book.

by ybd December 9, 2008

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neck fuck

when a smoker has some surgery, and get the hole in their neck, then u fuck it

that dood just neck fucked that old smoker lady

by Guy mann-dude October 16, 2008

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fuck wit

one who has the demener of a fuck who's wit is that of a fuck!!

someone who is of a simple mind set. A fuck wit.

by atlascassidy September 27, 2008

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Fucking Loser

A non-working, half witted drug and alcohol using female hater, that has no prospects, no self respect and no future, that jerks off to baby rape porn and cams for anyone that will send him some beer.
See Beer Slut and Morbid_Shadow

That jobless piece of shit that lives with his mommy is a Fucking Loser.

by Fucking Winner December 30, 2003

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