[K.B.M.F]

Killed By My Fists.
not really killing, but getting the crap beat out of you...ha.

Yoooooooo son, that dude, that dude is gonna be K.B.M.F!!!

by Tinatwotwo October 18, 2008

M.I.R.F.

Mom I'd Rather Fuck. When you see a mother and daughter and you would rather fuck the mom because she is far better looking than the daughter.

Guy 1: "Dude, that chick is bangin'!"
Guy 2: "Yeah but her mom is definitely a M.I.R.F."

by srfsk8snow9 April 3, 2010

P.I.L.F

Princess I'd Like to Fuck.

Princess Kate Middleton is such a P.I.L.F

by P.I.L.F May 21, 2011

M.I.L.F.I.T.M.

A(milf in the making). A hot pregnant chick

"Dude your sister's a m.i.l.f.i.t.m."
Milf hot mom chick slut

by ralphdog August 16, 2011

t to the f

what the fuck

t to the f, where did that come from!

by cl_iff December 26, 2011

P.I.L.F.

"Politician I'd like to Fuck."

Have you seen those pictures of Paul Ryan shirtless? He is one fine P.I.L.F.

by chefbecker September 18, 2012

B.A.M.F.

an abbreviation for Bad Ass Motherfucker. A term for a person who accomplishes amazing or surprising feats of luck, style, intellect, buisness, prowess, strength, sport or some combination thereof.

That guy Cory has a massive penis, gets mad girls, and has crazy loot stacks. He sure is B.A.M.F.

I totally want to buy him socks and suck his cock.

by EagleFresh February 10, 2015