Penis

The most delicious thing you will ever devour

*moan* your penis is soooo yummy... I'll see you tonight for another meal!

by cowtopus January 9, 2023

Top off penis

A penis that has none tip.

Wow Dave your sure have a top off penis

by Tom Davidson Bartholoumew III September 7, 2016

penis

tasty

I like eating penis

by ExpressSwartz08 July 15, 2023

penis

A penis is a thing that goes inside a vagina or a butthole.

Damn thats a big ass penis

by i am thou bitch November 11, 2020

biopolar penis disorder

Biopolar penis disorder is where your penis is attatched to your ballsack so that when it gets erect, it cannot look erect. The muscle baseline inside the penis just pulse out like a normal erect penis. This means you cannot get hard at anytime, not even in the middle of sex.

You wanna have sex?
No sorry, i have biopolar penis disorder :(

by Noodle pubes January 25, 2017

i have a small penis

King of discord and Nick bait should have pink name

I have a small penis is clearly the best smash player

by DrSmall October 21, 2020

Penis

Male
Dick

Woooowhhh jerden has a big penis

by GRACEMOTHERFUCKINGOBER April 15, 2019