Brown Shirt

Feces colored shirt

Usually brown shirts look like someone smeared a thick milkshake like shit upon your shirt. Shouldn’t have pissed em’ off..

Dude 1 “hey man, what’s up?”
Dude 2 “ not much, your brown shirt is pretty sweet.”

by Anthonysk8r May 19, 2018

Brown tide

When you are assailed by a violent and unexpected deluge of projectile diarrhea.

See also "bit torrent"

"So, this one time, I was posing for an advert, and I felt this fiery tingle in my arse. I thought.... shit! Am I actually touching cloth???"

"My mate Kirsty goes, nah mate. You were on brown tide."

by Mount Titeubus November 17, 2023

My brown

Your brown ( 🤎) is someone you have known for less than a year but they have already changed your life for the better, the person who you could talk to for hours without getting bored and they make you happy.

"He's my brown"

by mrmrsbeast January 28, 2022

MArcus brown quii quii quavious the third cousiton Dequavioun Lu

A Big cuck who likes to get fucked by dudes

"Hi my name is MArcus brown quii quii quavious the third cousiton Dequavioun Lu and I like to get fucked by dudes" also my phone number is [phone]

by Chip ahoys April 28, 2024

Swirly Brown

When a female/male diarrheas on the others persons belly button, then uses their finger to swirl it around.

Martin: Yo bitch, lemme get a Swirly Brown

Klaus: Alright bet

by ScendoLuh July 11, 2025

brown-eye blizzard

When cocaine is sprinkled on a prostitute's anus, and she farts it up someone's nose.

That super-galactic space-hooker gave me a wicked brown-eye blizzard last night!

by Jesus Dressed in Black January 18, 2022

Brown market

Like the black market but just for toilet paper

I made $1000 selling this 4-pack of Charmin on the brown market

by Social distancing April 6, 2020