A CMG kid is the outcast of a specific FiveM (GTA Roleplay) server known as "CMG". This can differ between wanna-be hackers, that use public information scraping services such as 192.com, to dox 12 years olds as in intimidation method, preventing them from getting banned for rulebreaks. A CMG kid can also be a skid from the same FiveM server, born into wealth. They flex legal money that they are holding in crypto, while acting like it was all illegally obtained through logs/cookies such as coinbase and paypal. Aside from those two types of degenerates, the majority of CMG kids are 14 year old, silver spoon children who quite clearly force slang and act like they are on road. This is extremely cringe to listen to and unbearable in most cases. They commonly use phrases such as: "Wait til I catch you lackin" and "Long day for you bro". While at the same time, they are petrified of the skids that were stated earlier, they label them as "scary hackers". The funniest part about all of this, is that you can hear the evolution over time. CMG kids slowy transition from posh boys to one of the three specified types above, or in the worst case maybe even all three.
by qazwe1 June 8, 2022
Get the CMG kidmug. A person who, loves playing team fortress 2, this kid loves doing the russian dance ( especially at the school dance next to his girlfriend. these type of people are people that cry when they get hit in the back of the head with a pillow, or scream at there friends " I am going to peel you like a fruit " when he is angry.
by Donald Hankson February 13, 2023
Get the Band Kidmug. defined as Kids from Stanley district in Hong Kong, Shit kids from a shit hole suck your mum, dressed in a white T, white forces, black BAPE shorts with a sling bag on, bowl cut talkin bout "where the hoes at" when its a Wednesday night and they are in lanks underaged tryna leech off of some grooming geeza with a table in TAZ, DI or China bar, dad makes 500,000USD per year minimum, mother is an active member of DB mums Facebook group, talks about being a trapper or really in these streets when the last time they got in a fight they ran away or called triads after getting slapped. Island kids in general pipe down
by BBCHK January 19, 2022
Get the Stanley Kidsmug. the cute kid you and your best friend have to make a nickname for so when he walks by he and anyone else don’t know who you are talking about. usually 5’7 black hair dark eyes sometimes light and is a baddiiieee
by smoodie December 18, 2019
Get the the cute kidmug. A child/ adolescent who is a geek but also raised in the hood. Being forced to find independence because of hard circumstances and chose to be nerdy and weird. Also can be the black sheep of a dysfunctional family. Usually having a hard side to them they would prefer not to tap into but can if they’re life depends on it. Zoink kids can be seen as a loser but are often highly intelligent and chameleons. But all zoink kids come from hard upbringings
by Mahlleh February 28, 2024
Get the Zoink Kidmug. A kid that plays fortnite just to practice in a gamemode called playground just to practice his building and editing. Meaning he plays the game without having fun.
by HowDoesThisEvenMakeSense August 17, 2020
Get the playground kidmug. Kids are anoying
by Urbana oh na na February 20, 2020
Get the Kidsmug.