Hoe Paradox

The idea that if you care about hoes you don't get any, therefore the less you care the more you get.

He doesn't understand the hoe paradox

by hoemaker March 2, 2024

hoe

A person that got broken up with that they loved very much but is trying to move on but can't because they loved that person so much so instead of getting over then the normal way they are sleeping around.

Bro Emily is such a hoe

by anonymous January 20, 2021

Hoe

A person who talks to or deals with multiple people or cheating or sleeping with others

Hoe: a person who talks to multiple people

by Jae’ August 2, 2021

Hoe

The mother of a boy who threw that paper

I said whoever threw that paper, your mum's a hoe

by MissPerriwinkle March 31, 2019

vapor hoe

a girl who is WAY too in to vaporwave

“That angsts girl with the funky hair and the holographic shoes is such a vapor hoe.”

by pro hero midoriya June 11, 2019

jambalaya hoe

someone who acts insanely wild while out and about with friends, whether it be speaking jibberish from being blacked out drunk or doing the most to hookup with a stranger.

Deangelo was being such a jambalaya hoe in hillcrest this weekend with all the gay boys at Flicks and Rich’s.

by Lauraulee September 28, 2017

Hoe

Her legs are like a McDonald’s, open 24-7

Teacher- Class what’s your favourite food?

Hoe-I like French fries.
Nerd- cause they are like McDonald’s?
Hoe-Why, cause my legs are yummy?
Nerd-No cause they are open 24-7
Whole class-THATS TOXIC LOLOLOL

by Danika Vandermeer April 7, 2020