cunt lits

A word a father uses when talking to his children jokingly or when he is in a good mood. or when when he talks to the cat.

You little cunt lits bastards

by Holpol June 11, 2006

Cunt Plow

When one person drops a cigar, cigarette, blunt or joint signifying its finished and someone else picks it up and continues smoking it.

"Mike dropped his cigarette and Cody picked it and totally cunt plowed"

by Paix. December 13, 2008

cunt stringed

the meaning of cunt stringed is male being over ruled in the relasionship by the more dominant female because of sex he knows that he wont get the pleasure he desires if he takes the piss out of her so she becomes more and more powerfull as he will not dare do anything wrong to her

cassie- how are you and scott lately
keira- good good you know he didnt go with the lads to corfu
cassie- never why
keira- basically i told him that he wont be getting any if he leaves me for two week
cassie- awww thats well mean
keira- well if i couldnt get away with it i wont do it
its not my fault the boys cunt stringed

by rowanda February 9, 2008

lighting cunt

A broad that is so loose she pushes out kids like lighting!

"Mayn I was with this bitch last night and she was a lighting cunt."

by JD70 December 11, 2007

cunt

luis uvina

that stupid luis(cunt)

by ghsdfvyuasdfjryiojkuiojilsdvhu March 4, 2009

viserainial cunt

individuals that cause you to have convulsions of conniptions.

"Jessa stop being a viserainial cunt and throwing pear cores on my floor!" -edamonte

by Edamonte Bobb May 26, 2008

cock juggling thunder cunt

a woman who has no self esteem and has to sleep with many many many people in order to feel good about herself, also said cock juggling thunder cunt must be a very disagreable person i.e. bitch.

"see that bitch right there? i heard she slept with five of her girlfriends boyfriends. fucking cock juggling thunder cunt!"

by Behr July 4, 2008