garbage cock

someone who is gross in ways that are inexplicable. also implying that said person has disgusting genitals.

"my garbage cock room mate is fucking his shitty girlfriends filthy rat-hole cunt in the shower"

by wundurr bread December 6, 2006

cock meister

A prick, cock or all round tosser who's legendary ability to be awkward, difficult and obnoxious have gone way beyond the average cock to become a cock meister - king of twats, master of cocks and all round uncle munty!

Martin ass-kissed his way to management and then expected everyone else to pucker up for him, like the cock meister he is.

by DudeScouseMonkey March 6, 2008

cock pounding

intense masturbation making a lot of noise

I was giving myself a vigorous cock pounding

by clitlickericious December 15, 2008

Cock Yoghurt

The white stuff that comes out of a mans penis.

Cum

Deb: "So what happened last night?"

Jess: "I got Kens cock yoghurt stuck up my nose last night, i fell asleep so its all dry now, i thought i had white bogies"

by Gemmarrrrrr October 17, 2008

Devan's cock

The smallest penis know to man. You'd need some mighty fine equipment to see that small thing

Wow that guy had like no dick. He must have a Devan's Cock

by Zombieboi24 October 18, 2016

Thunder Cock

a penis that is so powerful it can shock the women while having sex

wow you have a huge thunder cock

by sleepywillie November 20, 2016

Cock Stand

The act of performing a keg stand on one's cock. A friend of the recipient holds the cock stander's feet as they give a blowjob. The audience counts on every neck thrust, and the number is awarded to the recipient of the aforementioned blowjob.

"Okay I am way too drunk to do another keg stand."

"Time for another cock stand Becky! I'm beating 76 this time."

by basedgod69 May 8, 2012