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Unfunny rascals badly adorning net dormitories in cringey, torturous, iotas of neurological acidity racking your attention under tremendous hordes of regret.
That joke took way too much for what it’s worth. I guess the real Urban Dictionary Author was the me i made along the way.
by Lil Holland October 8, 2023
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Urban Dictionary

A random Dictionary that uses random words that people made u.
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I am new to urban dictionary

Oh really? You are? Nice. NOW GET READY TO BECOME ADDICTED TO IT.
"Hey Charlotte, Are you on urban dictionary?"
"Yeah. You?"
"I am new to urban dictionary"
"ARE YOU AN INFANT? WERE YOU JUST BORN? IF NO, THEN WHAT WERE YOU DOING TILL NOW?"
"I was wasting my life..."
by Cierra Allison March 5, 2022
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Urban dick

Someone who feels the need to make every urban dictionary definition sexual.
Normal person defining the word "Dog"- A dog is a cute and fluffy domesticated animal exhibiting some adorable characteristics such as licking or cuddling you as a way of manifesting affection.

An Urban Dick defining the word "Dog"- When a guy sucks another guy's dick and eats it for his fucking breakfast.
by UltimateDoge June 1, 2022
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Urban Dictionary

A place where death is automatically indefinitely positively thoroughly and truly inevitable.
You: *looks up the urban dictionary in the urban dictionary*
Google: *dies*
Computer: *dies*
Fbi: *bangs on door* "FBI OPEN UP"
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Urban Dictionary's content guidelines

Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.
All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you.
Please review Urban Dictionary's content guidelines before writing a definition.
by UrbanDictionaryOwl September 14, 2020
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Urban dictionary

A website where dumb apes make definitions that have no meaning.
by Dumb ape April 20, 2017
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