Looming brown

The urge/feeling KNOWING that you’re about to go #2 and are warned by the gas buildup pushing out as the last warning.

Tom Segura - “After a fudge baby birth my farts were relatively dormant and unless agitated by food, a looming brown was always good for several warning blasts until the log was dropped and subsequently cut by my urine.”

by Doctor For Dictionaries March 31, 2022

brown nosed that bitch

Eating the pussy doggie style and you get a little poopy on your nose.

Bro I brown nosed that bitch crystal last night, and I can still smell it.

by BigTex73 September 18, 2017

Brown Trout Moccasins

The act of someone performing oral sex on you while wearing shoes you have defecated in.

Karen developed pink eye after giving Hershel a pair of Brown Trout Moccasins at his Bar Mitzvah

by Marfield January 8, 2020

Brown-noser

Someone who is so far up someone’s ass their nose is brown.

Nikko fixed their door knob the other day, what a brown-noser.

by Whorefrog1 August 1, 2018

Brown out

A brown out is when use hard drugs enter a phase between being safe stable and not yet quite entering "passing out/ falling out" modes."Falling out" states include nodding out, falling asleep, so called asleep n beginning to die as lowered respiratory induces hypoxia, during a brown out may be awake conscious, so aware of breathing but may experience "kind of fluid floaty states" where blurs of vision, sense of "Idk maybe not slapped out of your carcass enuf to onset death, but have challenged to a specific middle point your spirit is debating it thus it sort of "stretchs" or "peeksabout". During which experience this "not quite blurs vision, but stars or other unexplainable changes to visuals occur. May include, onset of sleepiness. Hypothetically you just banged an speed inducing substance like cocaine soft or hard or possibly methamphetamine or other amphetamines. Paradoxically although the substance "speeding you" due to the circular system and heart being overwhelmed maybe this causes a lightness sensation. Because your riding a thin line between having a good time and dying bro. Brownouts are moments "feel a little stupider. Not quite handicapped, but intellectually critical capacity "think as you do atypically" has "wound down". Not quite the "dumb" feeling other drugs or getting "shit slizzered" but like your mind is lighter. Possibly due to the "soul stretchy bit".

I shot a half gram of that imported high grade substance X at Y's pad, yo I had to lay on the floor for like 3 hours! I was in a total brown out. I think I heard voices from my other lives but it was all good man. Whoa brown outs are weird man. Ima put down the point for a while.

by Fallopiantape August 28, 2019

jaysome-brown

v) A undignified sex move. When a male human ejaculates 5 seconds before he inserts his Phallus into his female counterpart.
Most likely to take place in a bathtub.

Gloria: "Hey, kristen how was your date last night with your boyfriend?"
Kristen: "Unsatisfying!"
Gloria: "Why?"
Kristen: "...He jaysome-browned..."
Gloria: "Haha...not my Boyfriend! He satasfies every time!!"

by huh1234 September 4, 2009

Brown Birth

A way to describe a rather large amount of stool (or shit in layman’s terms); this should only be used when the shit you have just taken has most likely stretched your rectum beyond repair.

Guy 1: I wouldn’t go into that toilet if I were you, I just gave brown birth
Guy 2: Okay.

by Smellyermaw420 June 21, 2025