popsicle penis 

when one's penis becomes extremely cold due to extreme weather exposure.

dude, i just got back from an early season ride on my motorcycle, i should have wore long underwear because i have popsicle penis.

popsicle penis by schippy March 21, 2009

Jungle Penis 

Uncircumcised with the combination of unshaven pubes, reminiscent of the tribal way of the jungle and their uncleanliness

I was taking a shower at the YMCA and I saw this one fool with jungle penis! It was covered with some weird skin and lost in the hair!

Jungle Penis by yvanehtnioj December 20, 2008

Ambush Penis 

When a person unexpectedly sends you a picture of their penis /or naked body. Especially true when you have not said or done anything to encourage the sharing of nudity .

I met this guy online and two emails in I said here's a picture of me at Orlando and the nest thing I know *BAM* Ambush Penis. So that was the end of that.

Ambush Penis by Briesie March 24, 2011

Joy Penis 

A woman with a very large penis who is named Joy. Many times lives a seemingly 'normal' life with a husband and kids, but has a large penis. Usually ends with divorce.

Guy 1: Hey man what happened with Joy?

Guy 2: I broke up with her.

Guy 1: Why!? She was hot!

Guy 2: She had a Joy penis.

Guy 1: Oh!

Joy Penis by Mysterypickle July 17, 2011

Rhino Penis

The weirdest looking thing in the world. It's long, and people think it's a 5th leg. Pretty nasty.

Son: Hey look! The Rhino has 5 legs!
Mom: Honey, that's not a 5th leg. That's a rhino penis.

Rhino Penis by Globz August 3, 2011

Nerd Penis Length 

The number of digits of pi you can recite straight from memory. (Including the 3 before the decimal place.)

Tim: Dude! I feel so emasculated.
Tom: Why, What happened?
Tim: That little girl's nerd penis length is 222 digits and mine's only 15...
Tom: That's harsh.

Nerd Penis Length by pitchblackflame October 8, 2011

Food penis 

A hunger for sexual activity in the penile region

Ethan had a large food penis after seeing a very attractive person down the street.

Food penis by Heisenberg White December 26, 2011