toss the lunch monkey

The act of vomiting ones lunch.

When one gags upon food.

Timmy: Hey bro, did you see that girl's blue waffle hanging out in the bleachers?
Kyle: Stop dude! I'm going to toss the lunch monkey!

by choke, puke, laugh, repeat January 4, 2018

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fag monkey

To be annoying and or irrative very frequently

Daniel is a fag monkey on Battlefront .

by hapax_legomenon January 3, 2018

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cool monkey

A saying for describing someone really cool

Ex. Dude your one cool monkey low key would suck your dick

by Cristian Grey May 2, 2018

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The good Old blood monkey is the sacred art of engaging in intercourse but with a slight twist startup in missionary and halfway through then when you're about to ejaculate jump up slit her stomach in half spilling her guts all over the bed jump onto her stomach and Splash the guts everywhere while peeing pooping and farting everywhere while making the sacred noises of the True Blood monkey when you have finished the ACT cut open her stomach and pour all the poo pee and blood into the stomach tyre knot ambitiously and most violently belt her corps with it this act should bring you to ejaculate and finally finish the Beautiful but old art of the blood monkey.

Should of seen it bro gave Mel the blood monkey it was great alot of mess to clean tho she won't leave now:/

by AGHHHHHHHH January 11, 2018

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Smack that monkey

Verb; Pregame of clapping them cheeks. It’s the best way to end a Saturday night, the monkey isn’t gonna smack itself. Ya heard?

Dylan fled from Danville to hurry home & smack that monkey.

I was on my way to the hiney, but first I just had to smack that monkey to make her happy.

by King Draco November 24, 2018

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