cat

A organism intended to act like your subject and furry friend, and when you least expect it, they will ambush you and leave you enough muscles in your body for you to feed them. In all, they are secret and sneaky overlords that have an unforgiving heart.

Joe: did you hear what happened to joey?
Bob:ya man, that cat destroyed him when he least expect it.
Joe:oh no!!!!!

Joe:here comes one now!!!!!!
*both joe and bob get shredded to pieces by a cat assassin.*

by jjprs306 June 3, 2018

Cat

Assassins paid by your father (in the Walmart dairy aisle) to murder you in your sleep using various weaponry, usually concealed knives surgically implanted in the hands

That damn cat, keeps on scra-

by Chrîs November 28, 2022

cat casual

The expression on a cat’s face when it’s completely unimpressed or disinterested with things happening around them.

Being totally disinterested and/or unconventionally calm, in a dramatic situation.

The knack of ‘keeping it cool’ when things around you are noticeably not.

“The situation was hard core, but I didn’t flip out or lose my cool, I kept it cat casual.”

by perkolater June 11, 2021

Cat

i like cats my cat is named Charlie

I have a cat

by Roadhogmain69 January 27, 2020

G-Cat

G-Cat is an ultra Gangster, king of the dogs, a bad MF, a proper G, a respected wise old owl. As well as being bad MF’s they also like to go to bed before 10pm, live afternoon naps, don’t like hangovers and talk a good game.

I seen it kicking off between the bloods and the Crips and this G-Cat walked over calmly and they all put their guns down.

When I grow up I wanna be a G-Cat too.

by Bristolianmind June 26, 2024

Fat cat day

This is a day to celebrate your cats fatness

“ Hi it is fat cat day “ , “yes I know my cat is 25 pounds “ , “ my cat is 17 pounds”

by Hi yoyo November 6, 2019

marshmallow the cat

An adorable cat but be careful because he can murder a squirrel (or u) in ur sleep or when the squirrel is alive and the same(or bigger ) that him/her/other he may climb on doors scratch ur favourite jumper and become a parrot by sitting on ur shoulders and scratching ur back

Marshmallow the cat is a menace to society

by I’m jay I have Marshmallow July 25, 2024