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What's red, and bad for your teeth?

Yuuko: Hey Mai! What's red, and bad for your teeth?
Mai: a brick.

Yuuko: Huh?
*brick falling down crushing her skull*
*explosion*
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Chili 🌶️ Red

Any pasta, preferably spaghetti, with chili. Common in Ohio and Northeast. Winter comfort food.
I think I’m going to have chili 🌶️ red tonight for dinner.
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Daisy Red Rider

A red headed girl who will ride you.
Ed spent the night with his Daisy Red Rider and was exhausted the next day.
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Daisy Red Rider

A red headed woman who will ride you all night.
Ed met up with a Daisy Red Rider and was exhausted the next day.
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red boulder

'red boulder' is a person wearing a red mask, usually shaking his big black ass. He is highly influential in a discord server called United Activian Forces
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Turning Red

A film that is the next generation of Dora the Explorer and features Kaguya-Hime.
Dora Turning Red
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Red Maga Hat

A long time ago In the 1990s , there was a shittastic band called Limp Biscuit.

The singer of this rubbish racket was a portly stockwhite dork named Durst.
Durst wore a red cap
Like all the time
Once popular with Stock Whiteguys and the Obese breeder types, by the mid aughts the band was a shitstain of its former self.
Durst finally realized wearing a red baseball hat everyday is dorktarded and went fullretard; throwing boxes upon boxes of his once cherished headwear in dumpsters across the state of Florida.
Before the dumpsters were picked up by the local trash company a small manlet named Eric Trump discovered this cache of red hats while dumpster diving in his search for a wife.
In an instant he had an idea to save his father money on his upcoming presidential campaign!

And the Red MAGA Hat was born
"Holy shit even after twenty-some years my Red Maga Hat still pops out in a crowd. I love to scare those lib-tard lizards"
by SalWithoutOrfice May 25, 2023
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