by ZXC3233 January 26, 2016
Get the Red Wingsmug. A long time ago In the 1990s , there was a shittastic band called Limp Biscuit.
The singer of this rubbish racket was a portly stockwhite dork named Durst.
Durst wore a red cap
Like all the time
Once popular with Stock Whiteguys and the Obese breeder types, by the mid aughts the band was a shitstain of its former self.
Durst finally realized wearing a red baseball hat everyday is dorktarded and went fullretard; throwing boxes upon boxes of his once cherished headwear in dumpsters across the state of Florida.
Before the dumpsters were picked up by the local trash company a small manlet named Eric Trump discovered this cache of red hats while dumpster diving in his search for a wife.
In an instant he had an idea to save his father money on his upcoming presidential campaign!
And the Red MAGA Hat was born
The singer of this rubbish racket was a portly stockwhite dork named Durst.
Durst wore a red cap
Like all the time
Once popular with Stock Whiteguys and the Obese breeder types, by the mid aughts the band was a shitstain of its former self.
Durst finally realized wearing a red baseball hat everyday is dorktarded and went fullretard; throwing boxes upon boxes of his once cherished headwear in dumpsters across the state of Florida.
Before the dumpsters were picked up by the local trash company a small manlet named Eric Trump discovered this cache of red hats while dumpster diving in his search for a wife.
In an instant he had an idea to save his father money on his upcoming presidential campaign!
And the Red MAGA Hat was born
"Holy shit even after twenty-some years my Red Maga Hat still pops out in a crowd. I love to scare those lib-tard lizards"
by SalWithoutOrfice May 25, 2023
Get the Red Maga Hatmug. When a man has sex with a virgin woman, or one on her period, causing blood to get on the mans penis. Before he cums he pulls out and ejaculates on her chest. The man will the rub the blood on her chest as well.
by Dick Peterman June 4, 2018
Get the Red Chestnutmug. I got red hat anxiety at the concert when I saw someone wear a red hat, I was relieved to see that it was a Cardinals hat later.
by -CEO- August 13, 2019
Get the Red Hat Anxietymug. A term to describe menstruation or periods. Originates from ancient greece in times when women were not allowed to participate in sports of any kind due to their menstruation . The term was coined when women decided their sport was taking place in their own bodies.
by Pamala Larkin January 24, 2025
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Get the Red Baronmug.