by SomeWhiteGuy June 27, 2007
That one guy who shows up to the party already shit faced dressed in a bear costume thinking it's October but it's mid April and his baby mama is on the run but slapped him with a divorce and child support on the same day. Some say this mysterious creature only shows up once or twice during the Summer Solstice but I've seen that Mf 4 mojitos deep on the Jersey Beach. Bear costume and all.
Her: Have you ever heard of Mr. Teddy Bear
Him: Yeah that f***er stole my mom's Zyn pouches.
Her: Damn, that's crazy
Him: Yeah that f***er stole my mom's Zyn pouches.
Her: Damn, that's crazy
by raeByddeT.rM May 11, 2025
She is a very hilarious math teacher. Calls her students brats everyday, all day. She always has a big smile on her face, and is always ready to teach her math class.
Defintley a Mrs. Stengl.
by hasc■101 June 12, 2018
A fine young gentleman who hits the griddy every day because of how awesome he is.
(unless he hits the griddy in a bad ugly way or something like that)
(unless he hits the griddy in a bad ugly way or something like that)
Bro 1: Yo! Do you see Mr. Griddy hitting that devious griddy over there?!
Mr. Griddy: *Hitting a devious griddy.
Bro 2: Yeah man! I see it! Time to hit my own now. (proceeds to hit the worst griddy of all time the town has ever seen in history)
Bro 1: BRO ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
Mr. Griddy: *Promptly stops hitting the griddy and picks up his cane and starts beating up Bro 2 with it. Like the fine young gentleman he is.
Mr. Griddy: *Hitting a devious griddy.
Bro 2: Yeah man! I see it! Time to hit my own now. (proceeds to hit the worst griddy of all time the town has ever seen in history)
Bro 1: BRO ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
Mr. Griddy: *Promptly stops hitting the griddy and picks up his cane and starts beating up Bro 2 with it. Like the fine young gentleman he is.
by ComputerWorld January 18, 2024
by Nibba9292 October 15, 2019
A powerful and successful female boss lady. A female that carries herself with a lot of authority and conviction.
Person: “Who is that woman walking around the office?”
Co-worker: “Oh, that is just our resident Mrs Alan Sugartits. She’s kind of a big deal round here”
Co-worker: “Oh, that is just our resident Mrs Alan Sugartits. She’s kind of a big deal round here”
by Sleadbeater93 June 10, 2022
by fidgetspinnerganggang April 25, 2019