‘red the bed’

When you have your period and blood leaks onto the sheets in your sleep. It’s like wetting the bed only you have less control of it happening as sometimes your wearing adequate period wear but your period might be so heavy that it leaks onto the sheets anyways.

I forgot to put in tampon last night and I ‘red the bed’.

by Aria-Awards-For-Cats April 26, 2023

Red

A perfectperson

Jen: have you seen maddie today

Tom: isn't she red

by Djeiwiwijrid March 14, 2021

A Red Monkey

When you are engaging in sexual intercourse and your partner is hitting it from behind, your asshole prolapses while your partner slaps your ass aggressively so your ass looks like a baboon’s ass.

If you want to spice it up beat the flaccid penis until it is red and stiff.

A Red Monkey is my favorite way to pass time but my partner tried to spice it up and now my dick hurts

by Khureese Chrowski April 17, 2019

.Red.

One of the most coolest, tallest, and also really really nice type of person you’ll ever meet.

AYO that’s a .Red. He sussy wussy.

by Shy-Sama March 19, 2021

Red Dorito

When you slap a girl in the vagina and red pounder comes out covering your testicles

Who have Becky the red Dorito last night.

by Big wolf9 May 2, 2016

Blumpkin: Red Beard of Courage

Doing a sitting 69 with a girl on her period while you're taking a dump.

Last night to celebrate our anniversary, my girlfriend and I did a Blumpkin: Red Beard of Courage in her parents bathroom.

by Chillosophy October 4, 2017

Sucking Off the Red Bull

Consuming large amounts of energy drinks to get through finals.

Brad: "Hey Tom! Did you see Jimmy running around like a maniac?"
Tom: "yeah, he's been sucking off the red bull just to get through finals. "

by ChazzzySan May 29, 2015