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Fart Salsa

When you blow a fart, but a chunky mixture is extruded from your anus into your panties. Since you eat a lot of vegetables, it shows.
Men scoop it out and eat it with corn tortilla chips as they pass you around sexually.
You are literally the life of the party
Nancy made us some fart salsa, so while we took turns banging her, all us others grabbed some chips and scraped her panties clean.
by anonymous June 10, 2024
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muckle fart

Little louis (AKA J.L), is a literal, muckle fart!
person 1: areet muckle fart

person 2: whats that stompin down the street, its r u b y the one a beat
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Fart jealousy

When you suddenly get the urge to fart in response to someone else’s fart
Damn, Billy’s been ripping ass all day. I’ve got fart jealousy
by Logzbaker November 28, 2019
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Pop Fart

When you are making a food item in the toaster and the ding scares you so much you fart.
That was the loudest pop fart I’ve ever heard!
by IHasPseudonym January 5, 2019
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Fart

- to release intestinal gas through the anus from the large intestine and make an amusing noise.
"Jessica definitely farted, she's clutching her ass"
by pengiuenie October 29, 2023
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crackle fart

crackle fart means when you are brain-dead for a split second.
"Oh man I had a 'crackle fart ' moment"
by Emerald <3 December 11, 2022
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Vacuum fart

this is when you fart and immediately after that, fresh air enters your anus. this is because there is no more air in your anus. this can only happen if you are in a certain position with your anus spread.
Oh shit Bro I just took a shit but I got a vacuum fart
by El Crispee February 21, 2022
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