cum sock

you

you are a cum sock

by anonymous August 24, 2022

strange cum

strange cum. often found in supermarket bathrooms this cum is straight from a hobo’s scrotum ready to be cleaned by a worker!

did you clean the “strange cum” off the wall yet

by skippydinglechalk1 February 19, 2021

Cum Union

An Orgy.

David: So Karen, Angel, Ricky, Davidita, are you ready to have a Cum Union tonight?

Ricky and Davidita: Sure....!

by Viscount Druitt February 14, 2023

Cum God

A Cum God, or sometimes referred to as a Cum Wizard, or Cum Magician, is a man who is really good at ejaculating.

Brock - My girl asked me how I give her such a good time. I told her, “Cause I’m the Cum God baby.”

Rico - How has she not left you at this point you moron. You must have monster truck meat to be able to still have her.

Brock - It’s Eiffel Tower size when fully hard Rico it’s not rocket science. Life’s easy when you’re the Cum God.

by Odyion June 3, 2024

Cum Melon

When a chick has a dude or several dudes cum so much in her ass, that squeezing it causes it to leak like a ripe melon.

"After having those three dudes over last night, Cheryl became such a cum melon!"
"Yeah dude. When she sat down, you heard the loud squish coming from her butt hole before she ran off dripping."

by Dr. Cum Melon January 9, 2020

whore cum

The cum a prostitute pushes out her vaginal or anus; usually a variety of several man's cum after a hard Day's work.

Damn Sally " it's really hard to push all this whore cum out of my ass"!!!

by Dakota Steven Castleberry April 21, 2017

Cum

Stop looking this up in urban dictionary. Go get help perv

When you look up cum in the urban dictionary bc ur a perv and need jesus

by CrustyEmoFromWhoville September 26, 2021