national cum inside me day

on April 3rd 2024 you are legally required to cum inside any and everyone

person 1: what day is it again? i forgot
person 2: today is april 3rd why?
person 1: that means it's national cum inside me day, you know what to do

by exvinity2222 April 2, 2024

cum of kids

Zach is dyslexic. Lol

Zach and his friends were playing jackbox and he couldn't spell the word on so instead he put of after the game zachs prompt was cum of kids

by R-DUCK March 4, 2025

Cum

The white stuff I put on your mom.

Your mom made me cum.

by bob1234657sex April 13, 2022

Cum

A refreshing beverage

Normally served at restaurants and cafes before meals

Waiter: “What would you like?”

Guy: “ooh I wouldn’t mind drinking your cum”

by Igetbitxhes December 3, 2023

cum

the stuff that coms out of your dick after that sesation

white cheese from the tube AKA cum

by ;)stuff May 10, 2023

cum

Misterious glue or mayonnaise idk

I like cum in my burger

Im going to fix my broken pot with supercum!

by AnNormalPerson July 16, 2022

cum

A word to say someone looks nice

you looking cum tonight

by cug cugh drinker March 26, 2023