by nipplelicker101 May 24, 2011
Get the wagon of cunts mug.Starting around 2008, in certain regions of northern Utah, United States, it is used to describe a woman who does NOT cower when when being verbally abused by either a ridiculously old-fashioned man, or anyone who believes they are of a higher value to society (or God's Gift To The Universe/Queen Bee/Pink Bully) than the woman than they are attempting to verbally or emotionally degrade.
One: "So when we went to Area51 last weekend down in Salt Lake, I went in to touch up my make-up, and here's this chick at the mirror, does NOT move when I come into the bathroom. So I told the bitch, 'You're hogging my mirror, you cunt.', and she looks at me and says, 'I'd rather be a cunt than a pussy like you any time.' I was STUNNED! AND she had the balls to keep putting in her contact lens!"
Two: "So I got home, and my lazy wife has already fed the kids and put the leftovers in the fridge. So I told her to get her ass to the store and buy me a new steak, more broccoli, and more corn on the cob, out of HER allowance that I give her, and she tells me that the same thing was in the fridge, on a plate, and to microwave it! Like I'M suddenly the wife! So I said to her, "Look, you cunt, you're on this planet to serve ME!', and she just looks at me, doesn't even flinch, and tells me that if I'm too damned dumb to figure out the microwave, I deserve to go without dinner, and walks away. I had to go to my mom's house to get dinner."
Two: "So I got home, and my lazy wife has already fed the kids and put the leftovers in the fridge. So I told her to get her ass to the store and buy me a new steak, more broccoli, and more corn on the cob, out of HER allowance that I give her, and she tells me that the same thing was in the fridge, on a plate, and to microwave it! Like I'M suddenly the wife! So I said to her, "Look, you cunt, you're on this planet to serve ME!', and she just looks at me, doesn't even flinch, and tells me that if I'm too damned dumb to figure out the microwave, I deserve to go without dinner, and walks away. I had to go to my mom's house to get dinner."
by bIrqul June 12, 2011
Get the Cunt mug.After I got my first ultra luxury car, it was always packed with pussy. An unrelenting sex parade, of money hungry women.
I fucked and fucked until I couldn't cum, then fucked some more. I just couldn't stop. I was out of control.
This went on for weeks. Until biology knocked me flat on my ass.
I was found naked and unconscious in my car by police. I was suffering from a severe cunt coma, and a ruptured penis. I almost died.
I fucked and fucked until I couldn't cum, then fucked some more. I just couldn't stop. I was out of control.
This went on for weeks. Until biology knocked me flat on my ass.
I was found naked and unconscious in my car by police. I was suffering from a severe cunt coma, and a ruptured penis. I almost died.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 7, 2010
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Get the cunted mug.When a guy has run out of opportunities to get with a woman, and has no choice left but to kick her in the vagina and start looking for a new woman. The courtship equivalent of punting in football.
by BRothBerger November 10, 2010
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2: The female equivalent of a "Cock-Block"
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I totally would hook up with that hot acoustic guitar player, but my girlfriend keeps "Cunt-Cramping me
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