Ball Lick Mahoney

An absolute douche of a person, a total dickwad, the kind of guy that buys Spanish Fly from online shops.

“Who’s that fuckin idiot at the end of the bar who keeps pointing at chicks and screaming ‘Titty fuck that bitch?” “Don’t know some Ball Lick Mahoney wandered in from Tard city.”

by Mr doses September 5, 2019

Holy shit balls

When shit is real so you gotta think something up to say quick.

"Holy shit balls, the fucking economy is collapsing

by ISISN'T January 22, 2020

off ball defense

Bitch made Niggas who can’t guard you because they are ass

You play off ball defense don’t talk to me

by 2k20 March 19, 2020

two ball juice

Two ball juice is the male sperm.

I’m going to give that Chick some two ball juice right between the eyes

by Chief of Geist July 25, 2020

balls deep honest

A phrase that breaks any deceiving between friends.
If asked if one is being balls deep honest, they absolutely, 100% of the time, undoubtedly must reply with the complete truth.

Friend 1:“Guys I just lost my virginity in a three-sum!”
Friends 2-4: “Balls deep honest?”
Friend 1: “Balls deep honest.”

by TwoPercentHere October 18, 2020

Italian Ball Wash

When two girls “lady and the tramp” noodles off of your ball-sack (scrotum).

Bro you’ll never guess who gave me an Italian Ball Wash last night!

“Who?”

Sara and Jessica!

“My sisters?!”

by Contradictionarian August 16, 2021

Dyson Air Balling

The act of a male sticking his genitalia in a Dyson Airblade.

The act has a better effect, and is more believable if you have photographic evidence.

The female alternative is a Dyson Air Boob, where a girl sticks her boobs in a Dyson Airblade.

Therefore the abbreviation DAB works for either gender.

Brad: "Dude! Last night at the sushi restaurant they had a Dyson Airblade! After a full $5 pitcher of beer and a couple shots of sake Mark and I totally went Dyson Air Balling. We have pictures!"

Steven: "That's awesome! Next time, I'm going with you!"

by Giant Leprachaun July 31, 2011