red

the literal sussiest color ever since it existed

i saw red kill

by EU🅱️🅱️OUR April 6, 2022

hit that red x bruh

Bruh

Jake: hit that red x bruh

Everyone: *laughs*

by Hoo00l1gan January 6, 2024

Big red cunt

Someone who always wears a big red shirt, and is a cunt

Ben Keast is a big red cunt

by Jordan Temple September 12, 2020

red almond

When you vice grip your testicles and pinch off a ball until its beat red

Jerry showed Kennif the Goat - as seen in the popular movie Waiting and got kicked in the ass, Kennif got him back with a Red Almond though

by Kennif September 16, 2017

Red Hat Anxiety

Feeling or thinking any negative emotions or thoughts from seeing a hat that looks like a MAGA hat.

I got red hat anxiety at the concert when I saw someone wear a red hat, I was relieved to see that it was a Cardinals hat later.

by -CEO- August 13, 2019

Red Baron

An erection covered in menstrual blood.

"After coitus, her kid walked in on me in the bathroom and saw my Red Baron."

by Lord Redbush March 31, 2021

Clifford the buff red dog

A massive dog who is red from the saide affects of steroids and heroin

Guy 1 “ do you know what scared me the most”

Guy2 “what “
Guy 1 “ Clifford the buff red dog”

by yourlocalchildmuncher October 21, 2022