A party guardian is someone you know you can trust/rely on, while everyone else is shitfaced. A party guardian can still drink and have fun, but will always make sure your house doesn't get fucked up, nothing gets spilled, no cops are called, basically someone you will want to have
Man did you see Joel last night? Clutch move to roll up that rug before John puked all over it... Dude is a total party guardian.
by noscopethepope May 02, 2017
A gathering of folk usually in under developed cities and locations with poor economies.. felandering in a consensual and yet erotic manner. They congregate in run down establishments such as old condemned apartment buildings, under bridges and inside of dumpsters. They partake in mutual penetration usually on top of dirty mattresses covered in the seminal fluids of stray animals. Ghetto slumber parties have a history of massively increasing your odds of illegitimate children and the contraction of STDs, as well as potentially getting your wallet stolen. Contraception is frowned upon.
Oh shit baby run down and get a bottle of liquor and some scratch offs at the packy store.. we were invited to a ghetto slumber party!
by Ghetto slumber party June 04, 2018
by slackjawjoe December 02, 2008
by leatherneck43 July 23, 2014
Darrell: Hey wanna have a party?
Milea: Hell yeah! Duoplay party?
Darrell: I'll bring the cane juice.
Milea: Hell yeah! Duoplay party?
Darrell: I'll bring the cane juice.
by Menklii Zobųa March 03, 2017
When fecal matter is so compacted in one's rectum, its extraction must be assisted using hands to pull it out, like a party scarf.
by gaelicjameson February 03, 2022
by junkyaaard June 22, 2009