When a guy is fucking a girl in doggy-style position and without letting her know, he cums in a sock and puts it over her head, he the ties her hands and feet up and cuts a hole in the sock to wear her mouth is. Then he will cum on a banana and shove it down her throat while screaming like a chimpanzee going super saiyan.
Girl: Omg he started to super saiyan sock monkey me!
Friend: What does that even mean?
Girl: Let me come over to your place and I’ll show you!
Friend: What does that even mean?
Girl: Let me come over to your place and I’ll show you!
by uglycrustacean June 11, 2018
Get the super saiyan sock monkey mug.Someone who can not grasp the task at hand even though it’s the simplest of all tasks. A baboon, an idiot, moron, nincompoop, dead weight at work kind of guy.
by WashYourPits June 25, 2019
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Get the Monkey Nuts mug.A sexual gesture in which both partners remove all clothing and kiss and or drool all over each other’s body while blind folded.
Can also be written as 🙈🤤
Can also be written as 🙈🤤
by HappyHippopotamus July 3, 2019
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Get the fire monkey mug.When everyone at a party is purposefully getting a single targeted person as drunk as possible and EVERYONE is in on it. The more drunk you can get the “Monkey Slug” the more entertaining it will be!
Person 1: Yo, how was that party last night??
Person 2: Bro it was crazy, we were Monkey Slugging Robert to the point he was screaming and rolling on the floor. It was hilarious.
Person 2: Bro it was crazy, we were Monkey Slugging Robert to the point he was screaming and rolling on the floor. It was hilarious.
by Mav_ July 22, 2019
Get the Monkey Slugging mug.The bit between the Gunt and the Fanny. On a fat bird, the hairy top of the fanny will bulge out like a monkeys head.
by Steve 1974 November 10, 2019
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