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guess what?

bro do not fall for it. you think they are about get you with the most elaborate joke that you have never heard of but they are going to gut check you with the words"chicken butt" at this moment you must murder them because that joke is so unfunny that its funny.
(person 1 ) HEY GUESS WHAT BRO??
(person 2 aka the victim) what man?
(person 1) chicken butt.*starts laughing like the joker*

in all seriousness "guess what?" usually means that somebody is about to hit you with a joke or wants to tell you something
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What Makes You Beautiful

The first song released by the great boyband One Direction. It's a very beautiful song, as suggested by the title.
Hip hip hooray! Let's listen to "What Makes You Beautiful"!
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what

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What? 🙂

person 1: hey look its a flœPpÿ bÆnNânA, hahaaa*wheeze*

Person 2: what? 🙂

Person 3: don't pay attention to him that's just Dave he's a bit... Odd
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What it is, what it is

"Heard your girlfriend went too hard and broke your dick." "What it is, what it is, boi."
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What the John?!

A exlamation that serves to show how very mind bogglingly confused one might be. Perchance.
Guy: My cat ate the leftovers of my pet worm.

Guy 2: Perchance, What the John?!
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