Penis

A male organ used to Cumblast mostly black women to white wash their ass and quit being such a ho.

White bro 1 I cumblasted shanequa Williams last night with my penis she cleaned it all up.
White bro 2 Williams? Damn, no homo I cumblasted her mom last night also.

Both white bros together: bro, we should touch tips.

by Spunkfunk August 16, 2023

Edison penis

When you try to change a lightbulb, but accidentally screw in your penis instead.

M8 1- I can't help that I always pull an Edison penis whenever I change a lightbulb

M8-2 I feel you m8 You just can't help it.

by Valerie dumber arch June 2, 2016

penis

what i ride 24/7

Guy: yo dude look at his penis!
Me: i know bro, i rode it yesterday
Guy: what the fuck

by alexanders6996 January 1, 2024

Flamboyant Penis

an adjective for someone with Lactose Intolerance

"Hey Seth do you know Max?"
"Yeah, he's a real Flamboyant Penis."

by Max the Grotesque October 26, 2020

Penis

The sexual organ ment to excrete urine and release sperm in the form of cum.

Person 1: I have a small Penis
Person 2: cool.

by Urmomgaylol12345 May 5, 2018

penis machine

A man in which is sexually active "too much so" and can't help but have sexual relations with anything and anyone he can

"My dad has had sex with more then 50 woman my dad is a penis machine"
Yesterday' I heard my roommate and mom doing it last night "my He's is a penis machine".

by Sam morph September 22, 2017

polar penis

When you get frostbite 🥶 on your dick.

It was -20°F outside, cold enough to turn a man's dick into polar penis.

by dsrdakota February 22, 2021